After an outpouring of sympathy for Ahmed Mohamed, the 14-year-old Muslim high school student arrested on Monday for bringing his homemade clock to school, a neoconservative think tank funded by major defense contractors tried to justify the actions of local police and school officials, calling what the boy built “half a bomb.”
Following our story about the Center for Security Policy’s comments, social media users responded with mockery — some providing their own examples of what else could be construed as #halfabomb.
Caption: The clock that Ahmed Mohamed made.
He didn’t MAKE a melon-farmin’ clock! He took a storebought clock apart. He’s mildly retarded at best if he thinks he’s “an inventor”.
I remember seeing the world trade centers go down. I saw it differently than others. I remember hearing that it looked like a movie. It was not a movie.
That’s because Merkans have seen those bombs in TV and Movies all the time so they know how a bomb looks like. Did it count down or up?
Sad when your understanding of reality and history is conditioned by TV/Hollywood [by teachers and principals]. On par with the homonym incident.
It is beyond funny and origins all in the unresolved 9/11 crime.
Next time some supporter of NSA says they’ve got nothing to hide, better remind them of all the halvesofbombs they’ve got stowed away in their home.
There is something strange regarding the story, though. I read that the father of the guy goes to Sudan to become a presidential candidate… One has to wonder how close he is to Washington. I wish you guys would investigate.
I read he was wonderwoman
Has anybody taken a look at the monstrous privacy-usurping trackers/scripts that are being loaded on here, lately? What a joke.
Oh yeah, I meant to say, that’s a really bad joke in the title there.
Yeah, I noticed that too.
FWIW *actually * the school officials properly reported the possible violation of Texas statue law regarding the possibly illegal possession of a HOAX bomb to the proper civil authorities ( Police ) but the raging progressive liberals are to ignorant to see that and also condone the Obama administration selectively NOT enforcing laws THEY don’t like i.e lawlessness as long as it fits the political narrative .
No they did not.
http://codes.lp.findlaw.com/txstatutes/PE/10/46/46.08
Facts *are* stubborn things.
Obviously the twitter verse and liberal media has plenty of ignorant progressive liberals like the reckless monkey in the white house and most of his staff that don’t realize and or or wont acknowledge this was nothing more than a Muslim political activist set up !
If that is the case, then didn’t the school and the police do exactly what the “Muslim political activist” wanted? Since there was no law violated (and no the Hoax law was not violated) and no real danger (they have since admitted they knew it was no bomb) didn’t they play right into the “Muslim political activist’s” hands? They must be in on it! …and you too! Imagine the joy an overseas terrorist must get when he sees an American citizen refer to his own commander in chief as a “monkey”! Are you in on it too? Clearly your lack of patriotism is weakening America.
And everyoner knows humans are primates, which makes us APES and not MONKEYS.
Oops, monkeys are primates too. Damn etahnol! All hail the ring-tailed lemur-in-chief!
Oooooookay, make sure and give your grade school anthro lesson to the terrorists. They might not pick up on your totally-not-racist use of the term “monkey” to describe a black man.
Muslims brought on this hyper vigilance themselves by not policing their own and funding terrorism .
Much of Islam is farcical as far as being peaceful the prophet was likely a deranged savage as might be interpreted in his writings or at the least in sharia law but politically correct liberals and corrupt politicians refusing to look to history and what is squarely in front of them is an 800 lb the global security problem !
Policing their own!? Seriously? There are over a billion Muslims. What exactly is a family in Texas supposed to do about ISIS?
Why didn’t you stop Dylan Roof? Since you didn’t police your own are we to assume you agree with the killings?
Ok, I am making assumptions about your racial profile. But every one has one profile or another, and someone in that profile has done something horrible. …and I guess that’s your fault for not policing your own.
…and do you really want to tabulate killings by religion throughout history? I’m doubt any religion comes out clean, and I doubt Islam “wins” that contest.
Now I know how to diffuse a bomb – given, as the picture shows, that they run on 120 AC. Screw cutting the blue wire, just throw the breaker!
If the officials really thought that clock was a bomb, why wasn’t the school evacuated ? Why wasn’t the bomb squad called ? They knew it was not a bomb or ‘half a bomb’. Just another display of knee jerking jerks and the continued transformation of our schools into pre-prison track for so many children. It’s not about learning, it’s about control.
Shame on us.
Sara ,
Maybe somebody figured out that the apparatus in the suitcase was not a bomb and determined an evacuation was not necessary obviously *that* logic is outside of the progressive liberals wheelhouse .
FWIW the young man was arrested and detained for possessing a HOAX bomb pursuant to Texas statute law !
You may not know the facts and are just gleaning tidbits from the twitter verse and liberal media that only paints the story as they wish deliberately without reporting the big picture not to mention the whole thing was likely a Muslim political activist set up ( you know who the young mans father is or no ? )
OTOH while it may be doubtful the young man *could have been an unwitting pawn in all of this or no ?
If you don’t like Texas law then advocate to change it rather than selectively NOT enforcing laws YOU don’t like, like the Obama administration and sanctuary city progressive liberals or any fascist state !
FWIW USA is not intended as simple majority mob rule democracy it is supposed to be a representative republic (twitter and social media not withstanding ) * most of the ignorant progressive liberals ,Democratic politicians and celebrities* must have missed that in high school civics .
You’ve been screaming, griping, pointing your finger and being all Super Sleuth about your “hoax bomb” laws (leaving out that the whole idea of the clock measuring up to that charge by anyone not as excitable as, say, Bill Maher) being ignored, but fail to mention that the “interrogation” of Ahmed without an adult representative being present was illegal and went on for well over an hour. That makes you a disingenuous hypocrite and basically just a bozo. Also, how in the hell can anyone in this day and age run around repeating “The liberal media?”
http://codes.lp.findlaw.com/txstatutes/PE/10/46/46.08
From Texas law:
“(1) make another believe that the hoax bomb is an explosive or incendiary device; or
(2) cause alarm or reaction of any type by an official of a public safety agency or volunteer agency organized to deal with emergencies.”
There is no evidence that Ahmed intended to cause alarm or deceive. He never once called it anything but a clock, and only intended to show it to his teacher. If there is anything even close to violating that law please state your evidence. Otherwise, since you are concerned with the proper application of Texas law I know you will now agree that Ahmed did not in fact violate the Hoax law. …right?
My son’s model rocket is half an RPG!
If it had a deadly biological toxin attached to it what would it be ?
Is there a point here? There are hundreds of things that could be attached to it that would make it something else… but none of those things are actually attached to it. See? That’s the whole half a bomb joke. If my Daughter’s backpack was filled with Ricin it would be a nerve weapon… does mean all backpacks are suspicious?
Unless having it carried by a Muslim is the key… but then there isn’t much a 14 boy can take out his front door is there? I mean if his pencil had a AK-47 attached to it…
#halfaface, sadly, was a bomb.
Seriously, I tried to keep it lit, but I don’t go in for this twitting shite. You are welcome to toss it to your own bad taste.
Coffee creamer is more than half a bomb. And egg salad is definitely more than half a biological weapon. (indeed, could be >99.9999999999% of one, but it smells like 100% to begin with) A paper cutter is more than half a beheading, even after you break off the wood part; swinging it contributes only a minute amount of relativistic mass. An oven is more than half a gas explosion; actually, you only need to remove the flame from the pilot light, and how much is that? And I’d say these know-nothing zero-tolerance incarcerators of schoolkids are substantially more than half a Nazi apocalypse.
What if someone has more than one HalfABomb? Does that make them a FullTerrist?
I’d love to comment, but the half-a-bomb on the wall says I’m running late.
Are the fences the republicaqns wanting to build on north and south borders, to keep terrorist out or keep the crazies in. No question about it, the inmates are now running the asylum.
They aren’t a “think tank.” No thinking going on there. Rather, they are a stink tank.
Tripping , keep on tripping in your presumably bliss ignorance and don’t complain when Sharia law or mob rule comes to a neighborhood you live in !
Lok to western Europe and you will see what progressive liberalism becomes !
First they gave me universal health care and I said nothing because I was healthy. Then they made college affordable and I said nothing because I had already graduated. Then they gave me adequate time off and family leave and I said nothing…
Happily, this think tank didn’t exist back in the time when Charlemagne received the water clock gift from the Khalif Harun :)
http://islamuswest.org/publications_islam_and_the_West/Muslim-Voices-Conference-Report/Bridging-the-Divide-20.html
See! Muslim Half-a-Bomb technology dates to the 8th century.
1)Really enjoyed seeing these tweets —-Yay!!! I could actually see them this time!!! :-)
2) I have been reading comments on all three articles here about Ahmed Mohammed and his clock. Many have been great and I appreciate some of the links to other articles, too.
3) Now can someone fix the comment button at the top of stories? Pretty Please???
Even the muslim need to be very vareful with false front organization that are working in desguise with the corrupt because such statements coming from supposedly on their side are basically a front to manipulate and worst. ….The school system and the USA-law enforcmenet was so concern to violate not just this kid constitutional rights during the whole ordeal left and right that neither the school system nor the usa government decided to evacuate the school because that is proof and proves how they violated all the constitutional rights of this kid and with that all the domestic population gets treated the same kosher hitlerian, stalinist way. The kosher neoliberalism running rampant in the usa governance is worst than all the totalitarian and authoritarian regimes in deguise while dressed in democracy clothing. – Alejandro Grace Ararat.
Even a regular cellphone can be arranged to only display a clock. Even those who presently at this very moment that carry cell phones on any school system are carrying half bombs now according to these false front organization. Manipulation is disgusting. wake up people or is it too late already?
Local police, school official and Center for Security Policy bigotry is too clever by #halfabomb.
Damn halfabomb wakes me up every morning. Smart of Texas to outlaw them.
Anybody can recognize half a bomb, if they have half a brain.
Oh, and Abe Lincoln once told a story about a bomb and half a dog.
http://www.civilwarbummer.com/lincoln-defends-grant-or-the-story-of-the-yellow-dog/
Man… the freedom to use explosives AND animals to have fun. You sure this didn’t happen in China?
Perhaps you could find lucrative in the private sector employment diffusing IUD’s in the middle east or at least walking the point ?
IUDs?
Well you have to admit diffusing IUDs would be constant with current conservative thought…
Where can I get a job disseminating IUDs?
http://streetcarnage.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/CPL3K-mXAAIh3UU.jpg-large.jpeg
I rest my case.
Not much of a case. I wouldn’t even call it #halfacase.
Oh, I am sure that you would – if you saw what the English teacher saw, after the contraption was beeping inside a backpack during class – also simply say “cool clock Ahmed”.
Beeping like a cell phone in the backpack…?
Except by that poster’s standards that school is blown up too. They took no actual bomb precautions.
#halfabrain
Hey moron, you forgot to post anything except your signature.
You missed his perfect critique of your lunacy.
Excellent! Maybe Field of Vision should draft John Cleese for potential videos throughout the campaign season. Talk about a draw!
Half a bomb, half a bomb,
Half a bomb onward,
All through the City of Irving
Rode the clock project
Forward, the LED Display!
“Summon they police!” they said:
All through the City of Irving
Rode the clock project
Jesus. These xenophobic paranoids have really worn my patience thin in pursuit of their “all danger all the time” strategy to increase their revenues.