Onion staffers may think twice before they produce more stories like Hillary Clinton Tries To Woo Voters By Rescinding Candidacy, Hillary Clinton To Nation: ‘Do Not Fuck This Up For Me,’ Hillary Clinton: The Merciless, Unrelenting March To The Presidency, or the signed Hillary Clinton editorial titled I’m Weighing Whether Or Not I Want To Go Through The Hell Of Appealing To You Idiotic, Uninformed Oafs.
Many news outlets covered Univision Communications’ purchase last week of a stake in The Onion, the world’s leading news publication. According to NPR, Univision bought a 40 percent controlling interest in the company, and also acquired the option to buy the remainder of The Onion in the future.
But what’s gotten no attention at all is that Haim Saban, Hillary Clinton’s biggest fan and financial supporter, is Univision’s co-owner and chairman. Saban and his wife, Cheryl, are Hillary Clinton’s top financial backers, having given $2,046,600 to support her political campaigns and at least $10 million more to the Clinton Foundation, on whose board Cheryl Saban sits. The Sabans are also generous supporters of the overall Democratic Party infrastructure, donating, according to the Center for Responsive Politics, a total of $16.1 million since 1989 to Democratic and liberal candidates, party committees, leadership PACs, and federally focused 527s.
Hillary Clinton at Saban Research Institute with Cheryl and Haim Saban in 2003.
Photo: Bob Riha Jr/WireImage
An extensive New Yorker profile of Saban recalls how Saban publicly described his “three ways to be influential in American politics” in 2009. One was political donations. Another was establishing think tanks (he founded the Saban Center for Middle East Policy at the Brookings Institution in 2002). And the third was controlling media outlets.
Univision also owns The Root, and Saban has made attempts to buy the Los Angeles Times and, he says, the New York Times.
Saban is not shy about throwing his weight around. In 2001, when Brazilian regulatory approval became a roadblock to the sale of Fox Family, the company he founded with Rupert Murdoch, he asked Bill Clinton to call the president of Brazil to push for a quick approval. When the deal went through, Saban personally made $1.5 billion; the next year he gave a “record-breaking” $7 million to the Democratic Party for a new national headquarters and $5 million to Clinton’s presidential library.
The New York Times reported in 2009 that Saban was apparently part of a scheme before the 2006 Democratic takeover of Congress in which Saban would threaten then-Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi that he would withhold donations if Pelosi didn’t make then-Rep. Jane Harman, D-Calif., chair of the House Intelligence Committee. (In return, according to the Times report, which was based on telephone calls intercepted by the National Security Agency, Harman would lobby the Bush administration for leniency for two pro-Israel lobbyists under investigation for espionage. Harman denied ever speaking to the Justice Department about the case, but did not address whether she contacted any White House officials.)
And according to a high-ranking official of the Young Democrats of America, during the 2008 Democratic presidential primary Saban offered to donate $1 million to the YDA if the organization’s two super delegates committed to Hillary Clinton.
Beyond Saban’s deep connections to the Clintons, Onion staffers likely have taken note of his statement that “I’m a one-issue guy, and my issue is Israel.”
The Onion, in the past, has published articles like Israel: Palestinians Given Ample Time To Evacuate To Nearby Bombing Sites, Israel Vows To Use Veto Power If Chuck Hagel Confirmed As U.S. Secretary Of Defense, and Israel Calls For Increase In U.S. Taxes To Fund Attacks On Gaza.
Saban said in 2014 that if Israel believed the anticipated international nuclear deal with Iran “puts Israel’s security at risk,” then Israel should “bomb the living daylights out of these sons of bitches.”
The Onion’s lead story the day its sale to Univision was announced was Iranian Nuclear Scientists Hurriedly Flush 200 Pounds Of Enriched Uranium Down Toilet During Surprise U.N. Inspection. (To be fair, The Onion has long been uncharacteristically ignorant and unfunny on Iran, running stories like Iranian Team Openly Working On Bomb In Negotiating Room.)
Onion writers have in the past described repeated battles with its advertising side over what it publishes, culminating with the company’s president sitting the editor-in-chief down to demand “good taste and good sense” in its issue after Hurricane Katrina.
The Onion declined to answer any questions about its change in ownership beyond providing a previously released memo from its CEO to its staff. Saban was not available to comment.
Correction: February 4, 2016
A previous version of this post stated that Haim Saban is Univision’s CEO, as well as its co-owner and chairman. Although Saban is the company’s co-owner and chairman, he is not the CEO. We regret the error.
Top photo: Composite of actual Onion headlines.
On the other hand, Haim Saban gave us some great cartoons.
It won’t happen overnight.
Some staffers will decide to spend more time with family.
Material will drift left, certain jokes will fade away without comment.
CRACKED used to be a lot more free and funny with a will to offend just a bit.
Check back in a year.
As if The Onion did not already lean left.
Give me a break.
It doesn’t seem to have stopped them so far.
http://www.theonion.com/article/retreating-clinton-campaign-torches-iowa-town-slow-52261
http://www.theonion.com/article/clinton-ominously-tells-iowan-supporters-mark-fron-52265
cool, way to further obfuscate the democratic process.
Well, nothing lasts forever. RIP Onion, you were great while you lasted. And who knows, maybe the Onion will still be good despite this jerk.
NEWSFLASH! It just did! http://www.theonion.com/article/retreating-clinton-campaign-torches-iowa-town-slow-52261?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:1:Default
Poe’s Law: Any sufficiently advanced satire is indistinguishable from an honest opinion.
The Iran articles are hilarious, and you could interpret them either way.
Same for Clinton. It’s not an actual attack on her person…
They’re just mocking the hell out of everything by taking things to ridiculous extents. Seems like the writer can’t see that.
so much for that theory: http://www.theonion.com/article/retreating-clinton-campaign-torches-iowa-town-slow-52261?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:1:Default
http://www.theonion.com/article/retreating-clinton-campaign-torches-iowa-town-slow-52261
Yup, looks like they are really bowing down to their Univision overlords!!! Great speculative reporting from The Intercept again
I suspect that this will be the end of this wonderful publication. In our dystopian times, it is amazing how often their “parody” stories are closer to the truth than the garbage the mainstream media puts out on behalf of their government/ruling elite controllers.
No
How could their Future News Division miss this given their wormhole satellite technology?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKC21wDarBo
“uncharacteristically ignorant and unfunny on Iran?” Now you sound more like a butthurt mullah (Hath not a Persian eyes? If you satirize us, are we not microaggressed?) Iran is like, the most oppressed country ever dudes
Got to write for the Onion back when it was mimeographed in a basement on Gilman Street in Madison, Wisconsin, 1984. I am sure they will not be dictated to by anyone without a fascistic sense of irony. Fear not.
Are you claiming owners never exert influence or that nothing can change in 32 years?
Haim Saban is NOT the CEO of Univision. He is the Chairman and member of Univision’s Board of Directors. The President and CEO is actually Randel (Randy) Falco.
This is an extremely important distinction as Saban would not be making day-to-day operational decisions. As Buzzfeed reported:
This article is from The Onion, right? And it’s really about Sabin buying Tor.
In addition to the above, here’s yet another reason to not vote for Heil-ary:
http://www.nytimes.com/politics/first-draft/2016/01/26/hillary-clinton-on-nominating-obama-to-the-supreme-court-great-idea/?module=WatchingPortal®ion=c-column-middle-span-region&pgType=Homepage&action=click&mediaId=thumb_square&state=standard&contentPlacement=5&version=internal&contentCollection=www.nytimes.com&contentId=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nytimes.com%2Fpolitics%2Ffirst-draft%2F2016%2F01%2F26%2Fhillary-clinton-on-nominating-obama-to-the-supreme-court-great-idea%2F&eventName=Watching-article-click&_r=0
Hey! Rube(factions)!! I don’ know ’bout y’all but, Haim cryin’ all the way to the produce aisle!
Thanks, and a great article and heads-up!
Of course, the top five media companies, and top one hundred newspapers in circulation, have the same four majority shareholders: BlackRock, Vanguard Group, State Street and Fidelity (sometimes this isn’t obvious, but when one drills down through the various shareholding companies involved, these four almost always emerge.
Just what one would expect in the existing plutocracy!
RIP The Onion.
Dear Jon: You bring shock value to a new height. Dang!
[Excerpt]
Many news outlets covered Univision Communications’ purchase last week of a stake in The Onion, the world’s leading news publication. [OMG! help us all, yikes!] According to NPR, Univision bought a 40 percent controlling interest in the company, and also acquired the option to buy the remainder of The Onion in the future.
I just got an allergic reaction!
Contrary (Contrarily?) to seemingly popular trend: I, we, survive!
Damn. Goodbye, Onion. We shan’t meet again.
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Sigh.
It’s only natural for Americans to be concerned about the impact of this change on their highest quality news source. Will the Onion maintain its integrity and editorial independence? Who is now going to receive the coveted Onion endorsement in the presidential race?
The oddsmakers had been favouring Tian Tian, a panda at the Smithsonian Zoo (youtube video of his latest press conference). But the change in ownership seems to have caused them to revise their forecast. Mrs. Clinton is now within five percentage points and seems to have the momentum.
Mrs. Clinton conceded that Tian Tian might have the edge in experience. “There’s no doubt that being gawked at in a zoo is the best possible preparation for being president”, she said. “But people, don’t pick a president based purely on experience, and if I receive the Onion’s endorsement, then I might finally be able to convince Wall St. that I am a serious candidate and maybe they will start funding my campaign”.
It seems everyone will be a winner here: the Onion, their readership, Mrs. Clinton, and even Tian Tian who will benefit by having some real competition.
Tian Tian, like all pandas, is inherently the property of the Chinese government. Whereas Hillary, like all politicians, is inherently the property of the banks on Wall Street. So it really comes down to the question of who has more power: Chinese government or American corporate money. It could be a close one.
Kept “hearing” this (no I don’t hear voices in my head) , and it sounded like old time radio.
“the world’s leading news outlet”????? did anyone think to question that fact? taken from the “About ” section of the Onion “The Onion is the world’s leading news publication, offering highly acclaimed, universally revered coverage of breaking national, international, and local news events. Rising from its humble beginnings as a print newspaper in 1765, The Onion now enjoys a daily readership of 4.3 trillion and has grown into the single most powerful and influential organization in human history.” Gives me pause as to how much the rest of the facts were vetted in this story.
You… are serious, aren’t you?
Umm, you *do* realize The Onion is a satirical magazine, right?
The Onion is a satirical publication. You’re not supposed to take its “facts” seriously.
“Gives me pause as to how much the rest of the facts were vetted in this story.”
Oh man, that’s good stuff! You should write for The Onion!
What is this…….a center for ants?!?
That’s some good shit right there!
Does Pierre Omydiar support any candidate specifically?
This Saban is the sob of joos living in US and working for Israel. Traitor
Hillary Clinton has already been chosen as POTUS by the Elite of Elites the dirty Bilderbergs Group last year in Austria.
That Brazil situation with Saban is interesting, and seems like a slippery slope with the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act. Anyone know if that was investigated, or does he get a pass thanks to all his connections?
You can only fail if you are investigated and its funny that some never are!
Freewoodpost is, to the best of my knowledge, still around (and being lesser known, it is easier to troll the gullible with.)
Ewwww. Gross.
The whole point of income inequality is a few people own everything, control everything. Whatever institution you try to contribute to, appreciate, admire, it will belong to them. Even the things you think you still own don’t belong to you, you belong to them – just try to reverse engineer Windows to the point where it would preserve your privacy, or to find out where all the transponders are hidden in that fancy new car. Maybe when we get the Earth down to ten million people, they’ll be valuable again… maybe we need to make it 10,000 … maybe ten. Maybe just end it.
Three Minutes until Midnight
Mr. Schwarz. Regarding your Iran comment… please get a clue. The only “uncharacteristically ignorant” participant in this dialogue seems to be you.” Just what we need… more unjustified hysteria regarding Iran, when the truth is that the US and Israel are the two biggest threats to the planet. Who edits this stuff?
I think he’s on your side . . read it again
“The Onion has long been uncharacteristically ignorant and unfunny on Iran . . “
Yeah James, I think he is on the same side as you are on, at least on this issue. He is pointing out that even before this acquisition, The Onion has been a bit bland in their satire on Iran.
Still though, upsetting to see such a single minded zealot in control of the Onion, I really liked it for many years
Hopefully, The Onion writers will still be allowed to be independent – by which I mean hopefully they will continue to be cruel to everyone…
If Haim starts censoring the writers, they can just go start their own version of the Onion (maybe, “The Rutabaga”) and drain the Onion of it’s Israeli propaganda mission, which is what it potentially will become. His unwavering support of Clinton is just another reason not to vote for her. She said she supported the Iran deal, and as it was completed, ran back to AIPAC and the Israelis claiming that she would hold Iran accountable for any breach in the agreement if she was elected.
But who holds Israel accountable for its many breaches of international law, and its war crimes. No one in the USG. Time to drastically scale back support for Israel until it decides that it wants peace in the country, Gaza and West Bank, not just to expand its settlements. Unfortunately, Sanders dances to Netanyahu’s tune, as does Liz Warren. The Israelis have totally corrupted our Congress, and are destroying our democracy.
Amen!!!!!
Your comment shows how much you know about journalism and publishing: ZILCH!
Ever think of how the people in a news organization are able to pay their bills???
Um, first of all, The Onion is not a news organization. No journalists work there. Satirists work there.
Second, if the writing staff left The Onion and formed The Rutabaga, they could put ads in The Rutabaga, and pay the bills that way.
Third, it’s a bit ironic that you accuse another of ignorance while demonstrating your unfamiliarity with one of the most iconic publications in the English-speaking world.
And this really is the solution. We talk about the evil at the top of society, but we don’t realize all the millions of others that enable them. BofA wouldn’t be able to do bad things if it’s employees all quit and refused to work for the organization.
The Rutabaga *IS* the solution to our problems. If all the writers jumped ship, started their own thing, and focused their own thing on the satire of people like the Saban and Clinton family relationship, this kind of corruption would be known and discouraged. They would instantly gain a massive number of readers.
The same goes for people working for companies that make hellfire missles. I find it sick that someone would say “but if I quit, where will I get my paycheck and cover my bills?” as they attach the guidance section to a missle that is going to blow up 4 children next month.
She’s go the Onion. HRCs breath has just got worse.
To be honest, The Onion needed to be taken out behind the woodshed. The writing has become more formulaic than Scooby Doo. It was great in its heyday, and I’m glad that they were able to sell, but now I hope it heads the way of myspace.
Now The Onion cart hits the campaign trail AS Scooby!
This is just so creepy.
But cooptation has long been one of the Establishment’s favorite tricks.
Mercedes-Benz used Janis Joplin’s “Mercedes-Benz” in a commercial. If that isn’t perverse, I’ve misunderstood the word.
WOW! Great write up Jon.
NOW, everyone who wants to vote for Mrs Clinton, must read or be made to read this. She is such a liar and a hypocrite, it is beyond imagination…. specially talking about election finance reforms…
https://theintercept.com/2016/01/21/clinton-calls-for-small-donor-matching-funds-on-citizens-united-anniversary/
It is enough to make one sick.
I’m sure the bay area ex-owners of The Onion were only too happy to sell out to someone that would guarantee that Hillary or some other Democrat becomes president.
So Saban wants to see the second biggest LIAR to be president (the biggest being Bill Clinton)?
A large measure of comedy just died on the internet.
Would be funny if it weren’t true.
hold up Thomas (is that really your name?) … i’m pretty sure last week you said that Obama was the biggest LIAR EVER …
No, I’m pretty sure that Bill Clinton is the biggest LIAR ever. That pretty much sticks in my mind. If I said it was Obama, my apologies.
You know when Obama was running for pres the first time he did go to the Clinton school of lying to perfect his craft, so I may have misspoken. In the event that I did elevate him to the great master of the art -i again apologize.
Coopting all the outlets critical of Hillary and Israel is a hopeless task.
But killing the independence of the Onion makes it a sad day indeed.
Hillary’s association with people who have been caught corrupting our system, and amazingly avoiding prosecution (yes, sarcasm) is more than just another reason not to vote for her.
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I kiss The Onion goodbye. #OligarchyAwarenessMonth continues submissions welcome..
This is part of the grand strategy by the neolibs to make Hillary more appealing to the electorate. Effective immediately, the highest priority task for Onion staff is writing material that Hillary can use in her speeches and interviews to convey the appearance that she has a sense of humor. But it is a tall order, because most jokes have a butt, and that is not politically appropriate. Thus the jokes must be funny while at the same time not making fun of any group (ethnic, religious, national, social, …), belief (or lack thereof) , behavior, cause, policy, thought, idea, species, gender or attitude. Did I miss something?
If The Onion allows him to dictate content, it will be the demise of the publication.
What’s that–reason #427 why I will never vote for Hillary Clinton.
Only 427? You need to polish your critical thinking skills!
I suppose I could have typed: one of the ? # of reasons I won’t vote for Hillary Clinton–ever.
But infinite is a lot. And with my unpolished critical thinking skills I didn’t think I could begin to approach ? number of reasons so I lazily settled on integers less than ?.
But I’ll work on it. : )
Stupid computer operator (me). All those question marks were the infinity symbol but somehow it didn’t publish the right way. Weird.
Let’s see if it’s the computer, the operator, the forum software, or the font in use here (or on your browser):
1. ∞
2. ∞
3. ∞
Sorry, counselor. Operator error. ;^)
Let’s find instructions . . . Here